This Minecraft Update was Completely Thought of By AI

Minecraft updates are normally an exciting time for players, however this one was actually created entirely by artificial intelligence. While this isn't the first time that AI has been used in the sandbox game, it is the first time AI has been utilized to create new exciting and game-changing features.

SystemZee, who you may remember from their excellent ocean redesign, decided it would be fun to let an AI design an update that their team would implement. Things get a lot more crazy after the first suggestion (below) about crafting tables.

While a wishing well that gives players an unspecified item when they throw in an emerald is good however, our favorite is the Lava Bow - which shoots an arrow that leaves behind blocks of lava. While this may sound good, it's actually an unplayable weapon that can cause a massive destruction to the entire area - and your PC in just a few minutes. It is pretty though. We all want to touch lava, right?
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Oh and Minecraft: World Domination is the title of the update. Try not to think about it for too long as it's not an Freudian slip and more of a statement of intent, as the AI created the same name. This name is connected to some of the most frightening and alarming new features in this fake update. Your toaster could be plotting against you if it looks at you funny.