SPACE PATROL

Announcer: High adventure in the wild, vast reaches of space! Missions of daring in the name of interplanetary justice! Travel into the future with Buzz Corey, commander-in-chief of the Space Patrol!

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[ Fade in on a spaceship interior. BUZZ and HAPPY are at the controls. BUZZ is speaking in to a SPACE-A-PHONE]

Narrator: On a course from Mars to the Man Made Planet, Terra a fast Space Patrol battle cruiser makes it's way through space.

Buzz: There's his ship now. Lock Weapons!

Happy: You're a Hot Rod!

Buzz: We're really close to him now. What's the problem?

Happy: He's already taken hold of some of our stuff. He’s going for a Space Walk!

Robby: Bacaratti! He's off the ship now.

Happy: What?

Buzz: He's made his escape!

Happy: What?

Buzz: And he's on the other ship. They're chasing him. We've got to abort!

Happy: This is insane!

[Buzz is trying to abort the chase]

Buzz: The Thermanoids have them! We can't be here! We'll get fried!

[Fade to SPACE.]

Narrator: The Space Patrol team crashes on a small moon of the man made planet Terra. They try to escape Bacaratti, but it's no use, they are lost and in big trouble.

Narrator: The chase lasts for three years, the Space Patrol destroys Bacaratti's home world.

Now the Space Patrol is moving towards the mysterious "Cellar Door", a hidden government facility known to those who look behind them to be far more than it seems. Rumors swirl that this is the new home of Bacaratti.

[Buzz enters the hidden base]

Buzz: Hello! What's happening?

Exciter: Hey Buzz! Who's in charge here?

Buzz: Not me. Not Happy!

Luther: We have this mysterious prisoner here. A fella named Bacaratti.

Buzz: And he's running a colony of space plants and pigs.

Luther: That's Bacaratti's sick humor. Bacaratti thought he'd lure us here with the swine.

Buzz: Is the prisoner alive?

Exciter: Yep, he's in there somewhere. Just look around.

Buzz: Hm, okay. I found him in the reception room. I should take him to the brig.

Exciter: Better not. He's not happy.

Buzz: No, we're in big trouble.

Exciter: Huh, so you'd rather do time in the brig than get blown up? You deserve to go in the blast room.

Buzz: Ha! Okay, this is insane.

Exciter: Hey! And they told me it was true!

Buzz: Hey, what's with the pig skinning? What is with you?

Exciter: I had to have it! They said it was skinning scissors!

Buzz: Wait a minute.

Exciter: Hm?

Buzz: All the personal space in this ship is contaminated. I think it's because we're in the belly of the beast. You and your machismo think you can just show up and help Bacaratti out? That makes you sick!

Exciter: You people don't know anything.

Buzz: Bacaratti's a space criminal!

Exciter: So what? We're in Space Patrol. The old boys are in charge.

Buzz: You ain't on the old boys.

Exciter: You'll see.

Buzz: I'll see.

Narrator: Bacaratti escaped from the Space Patrol in the escape capsule of a fallen flagship, and began his new space colony. Bacaratti already had a large and growing space colony, and was able to capture even more settlers.

[Narrator fades to black.]

[Narrator returns]

[Buzz knocks on the door of the chamber]

Buzz: Is he in there?

Exciter: What do you think?

Happy: Buzz, we're blowing up.

[Happy opens the door]

Buzz: Sorry. Bacaratti's in there, and he's not happy.

[Buzz and Happy enter Bacaratti's cell.]

Buzz: Hey, what's going on?

Bacaratti: Ha! You two have no idea! I heard what you two were doing up there!

Happy: You didn't?

Buzz: You guys are going to get yourselves killed!

Bacaratti: No, you're going to get yourself killed! [fist raised] You guys are giving away our secrets! You are trying to start a war! You're bringing the Galactic Alliance here!

Buzz: Bacaratti, if you'll just give me a moment to explain.

Bacaratti: And to think that I thought you'd be a peace officer!

[Buzz holds up his hands]

Buzz: Yes, I know I just got in here, but we've got something important to tell you, and we really need you to hear it.

Bacaratti: Ha! So you're just running a space prison? You're our little old galactic system?

Happy: So, what's going on?

Buzz: Bacaratti, it's very important that you hear this.

Bacaratti: Now, that's an unpleasant way to start.

Buzz: Bacaratti, please, listen.

Bacaratti: Okay, what?

[Buzz and Happy explain to Bacaratti that they're in trouble. Bacaratti interrupts them, then realizes the problem is bigger than his fear of the Galactic Patrol. He worries about his world.]

Bacaratti: What do you mean the whole system is going to explode?

Buzz: That's exactly what we mean.

[Buzz starts to explain the situation, but Bacaratti holds up a finger.]

Bacaratti: First, get off of my ship!

[Buzz is knocked out. Bacaratti throws him to the floor.]