Lookie here! You find my equivalent of a mini-game in "Super Mario Bros 3!" (Arguably, the best Mario Game for two players.) Except, it''s a lot more reading. And that''s what you''re doing! You''re reading! You''re involving your mind in a process that will somehow either memorise this information as a vital tool for your continuing survival, or this is just distracting you from the bigger picture of what you may be remiss about missing out on, down the road. (You''re welcome!) That''s all I really had to say here, you no-good, low down, rotten, yellow-bellied… Oh wait. Don''t dial my phone number. Are… Are you actually reading this?

Fuck. I was not expecting such a sleuth. I feel as exposed as every one of Chuck Lorre''s vanity cards on Netflix.

Maybe, there''ll be a prize for you, faithful R E A D E R… But if good things come to those who wait?

GREAT things come to those who wait for me.

TBContinued… But that is the end of this note so go live your life or something. Bye.